#DO YOU LIKE IT

[goldenlikedayl1ght]

“your child is crying.”

matt is entirely too sick of that excuse. he rolls out of bed, way too early for the ridiculous nature of his once solemn apartment.

he opens the door to your bedroom and before he can greet him, your cat runs up to your bed and curls up against your legs.

matt rolls his eyes and heads back over to you, laying down by your side with a soft ‘humph’ as he falls down.

you’re still half asleep as his hand comes up to your hair and moves some hair from your face. your face twitches a bit as he does this.

he yawns and curls into his silk sheets and silk pillow case, just in his boxer briefs while you sport your tee shirt and old pair of shorts. you have matching fuzzy socks on as your cat purrs by your feet.

“we gotta,” he yawns, “go to that’s stupid brunch thing at foggys.”

“mm, yeah, i never pictured frank as the brunch sort.” you mumble along, and he groans.

“ugh. frank.” and it makes you laugh.

“karen likes him.”

“mhm..” he’s unconvinced.

“matthew. don’t be such a brat.” you tell him, leaning in to kiss his jaw.

“couple a’ brats we are..” he mumbled back, his eyes fluttering shut.

“i’m gonna make that uh, cinnamon roll casserole you like.”

“mmm…”

“and i’ll be making mimosas..” you plant more kisses down his jaw and arm.

“you’re so sexy when you talk about brunch plans.”

“it’s sickly domestic of me.”

“sexily domestic.” his lips ghost your finger tips as they brush over his face. “very sexily domestic.”

“i might make an honest man out of you yet, murdock.”

“i’ll let you test your luck.”

[sunw13d]

[momamistilllyoung]

pov: you're listening to the haho soundtrack in order

Angel: wish i had something to liv for tomorrow...

Husk: IT MIGHT SEEM CRAZY WHAT I'M BOUTTA SAY🗣️🗣️‼️

[eggpriest]

MY FAVORITE CREATURE THE SNOUTLET!!!!!

[opalprincess]

~😚~

[catgirlmeowska]

you walk into my office. im in a dark office with expensive mahogony pannelling. my grand desk intimidates you, the new intern, as you approach. The back of my leather office chair is illuminated with a fammiliar navy-blue-ish tone.

You hesitate, if only for a moment, until my hand pops out tapping out a fat cigar onto the floor. I spin my chair around and cross one leg over the other, staring at you inquisitively. You approach with today's reports. You move to explain your findings on current stats and trends that are blowing up, but i shush you with a single finger.

"Do you think I got as far as i did giving a rats-ass about any of that?" I say, kicking my feet off the desk before you can notice I am wearing a pair of tastefully dinosaur themed crocs. "I only care about two things, Kid. Open today's review".

You sigh, knowing your manager wont be pleased to know you couldn't get through to me, but you're at your wits end with this job none the less. You root through the folders until you can find one labelled "PERFORMANCE" in thick, black sharpie. You dust off loose glitter that fell out of a jar when i kicked the desk trying to put my feet down casually, and open to a single page.

"What does it say. Tell me."

"....8 likes."

"And the reblogs?"

"....2."

You expect disappointment, but recoil as i let out a menacing howl of laughter. I dive over the desk, tackling you to the ground and shaking your shoulders in a state of euphoria.

As I slowly raise myself off of you, my face is darkened by the shadows cast by your long-forgotten flashlight. I turn around and walk towards an open window, balancing on the ledge as a helicopter flies frighteningly close to the building. As i hope on, I leave you and the company with one final message:

"That beats my record!"

"By how much?!" you shout over the whirring of the blades.

"........Two."

[sesamie]

i got to see the back of my own hair for the first time, and now so do you!!

[strawglicks]

Overly competitive graham vs careless cathal

[sylvanianfamiliez]

[faeriefully]

the amount of anxiety that would be cured if someone forced this generation to get things done even if they’re unfamiliar

[whatinthe-greenbeans]

I got you a new brain

[kawaiipunk07]

hippie severus sketch?? omg

[sinorjack19961226]

“Heya Tumbler I may not be a actual TADC character but I hope you like my design”-Blanky

“There will probably not be a murder drones drawing but that’s could be tomorrow”-Jack & Creator

[splatqueen8166]

I tried drawing a semi realistic Moon Jelly! Personally I think I succeeded but I'm 100% open for feedback! Lemme know what you think

[idontlikethecolorred]

˚₊‧꒰ა thinkin about u kno wat☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚